"Fused and Abused" is the label that gets attached to this recipe. I love Galumpki (aka Golubki) and I have recently acquired an instant love for Kafta. Also, when I bought brussel sprout and broccoli plants for my garden this year, I discovered a few weeks later that they were actually mislabeled cabbage.
So, that is how things happen in my kitchen. What am I going to do with all that cabbage? We love coleslaw, but there are only two of us. I've tried Malfouf before, but found that without a Middle Eastern cook to lean on, my efforts were less than satisfactory. On the other hand, I have a great recipe for Galumpki that is generations old and passed on to me by a friend, and a great source of Kafta. Kafta is lamb mixed with middle eastern deliciousness. You may be familiar with this mixture if you've had a Lamb-Kebob. Kafta is the meat portion of this dish.
So here we are. Kafta in cabbage with Galumpki sauce. I call them "Malfumpkis", the result of my love of Malfouf and Galumpki.
Two perfectly good recipes from cultures with delicious foods, unceremoniously Fused and Abused.
Ready? GO!
What you'll need
Some excellent Kafta. I found a Halal butcher shop in Detroit's Eastern Market called Adam's Meat that makes some very very good Kafta. I hope and pray you someday will find some as good as this, or make your own, here's a recipe, I have no idea how close it is to the Kafta I buy.
1 lb Kafta
1-1 1/2 heads cabbage
1 c rice
2 c tomato sauce
2 cans chopped/diced tomatoes
1/2 c celery
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
2 tsp granulated garlic
1/2 c beef stock
2 tsp sugar
Thin but firm silicone spatula
Large tongs
That Difficult Cabbage
First things first. Somehow we've got to get the cabbage off the head and roll-able without breaking the leaves. This is accomplished by cleaning the head of cabbage and coring it, then putting it in a pot of boiling water large enough to submerse it.Our goal is to get the leaves off, NOT cook the cabbage. Some cooking will occur, but be as conservative on the cooking time as possible. While there exists a time-honored tradition of burning off your fingerprints while accomplishing this task, I found today that I could avoid that with modern cooking tools. Get yourself a heat-proof silicone spatula with a thin edge, and some great big tongs.
Once the water starts boiling, turn the burner down to just below boiling.
Keep trying to peel off the top of the top leaf until it reaches the stage where it will slide off without much effort. You'll be steadying the head of cabbage with the tongs while you gently try to prise the outer leaf off by sliding the thin edge of the silicone spatula under it gently.
Put your prized leaf aside to drain while you continue to work on the head. As you work your way down, you will eventually get to a leaf that's stubborn, then you'll have to let it sit again so the next layer of leaves can soften up. Keep going as long as you keep getting leaves that actually look like leaves. You may need to start on another head if the inner part of your cabbage is mostly core.
OK. Now we have a big pile of cabbage leaves.
Grab your Kafta, here's mine
Mix in 1 c of uncooked rice. Use your hands to make sure it gets evenly distributed
Prepare your first cabbage leaf. Take out a leaf and place it on your cutting board. Most cabbage leaves have a pronounced spine that will make it impossible to make a nice roll.
Cut down each side of the spine and cut it out of the leaf
Your leaf should look like this
The Rolls
Roll up a small amount of the meat-rice mixture, about a third of a cup
Place this roll on the cut-out of the leaf, where the spine used to be, then roll it up to where you can tuck the two edges where the spine used to be under the roll
Now tuck the ends in and roll a little bit more to make sure they're secure
Finish rolling and place the roll seam-side down
Place on a sheet pan, preferably lined with parchment or waxed paper
The Sauce
While you're leafing and waiting and rolling, you can start the sauce.
To a medium to large saucepan, add the beef stock, worcestershire, garlic and celery. Boil it down to reduce most of the liquid
Add the tomato sauce , sugar and chopped tomatoes and continue to simmer while you complete the rest of the rolls (10-20 minutes)
You can use the sauce as-is. I threw it into a food processor and ran it around until there were no more celery or tomato lumps.
My project finished up with 24 cabbage rolls.
I split them up into 3 packages, wrapped the rolls in parchment paper, split the sauce into 3 vacuum sealed packages, and made 3 frozen dinners for later.
The cooking directions are pretty simple.
Pour a little of the sauce in a deep baking dish (sides should come up as far as a cake pan)
Choose your dish so your rolls fit as snugly in the dish as you can.
Place the rolls on top of the sauce, then pour in the rest of the sauce over the top of the rolls. The sauce does not need to submerge the rolls.
For extra fun, cover the rolls in raw bacon.
Cover tightly with tin foil and cook in a 350 degree oven for 30 minutes.
Add cooking time (maybe 10 minutes) if the rolls are refrigerator-cold when you start
If you used bacon, you may want to throw it under the broiler, uncovered, for 3-5 minutes at the end to crisp up the bacon.
Voila! Malfumpkis.
(completed picture to be added soon)














